jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

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sapphrikah:

foxxxynegrodamus:

Quote via sunteaflower on tumblr.

SON. SOOOOONNNNNNNNNN.

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rookiemag:

Saturday Links: A Very Murray Holiday Edition

Plus new Zadie Smith brilliance, love to Kesha, and an update on #BringBackOurGirls.

http://clientsfromhell.net/post/100321235599/my-client-sent-me-a-psd-wanting-a-website-based

clientsfromhell:

My client sent me a .PSD, wanting a website based on that with content he provided within. I did all of it, and I did it damn well.

This is the conversation that followed after the completion of the project.

Me: I take it your happy with the end result? Can I lock the project?

Client: Yes,…

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

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cracked:

Want to feel like Donald Trump, if he was doing his own menial scrubbing?

4 Absurdly Expensive Versions of Products For Filthy Jobs

#3. A $1,175 Gold-Plated Toilet Brush

The people who buy this are essentially buying it for their housekeepers, which is the most extravagant gift a person can give a housekeeper besides the millions in child support they’ll fork over after they plow the housekeeper. Who is the vapid, soulless creature who needs to tuck a $1,175 fuzzy shit stick within the shadow of their toilet to feel good about themselves? When they’re feeling down and life isn’t giving them a break they can pay their way out of, do they think about how they are the owners of a golden shit wand and then smile?

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