popculturebrain:

Jimmy Fallon and The Rock are “The Fungo Brothers”

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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greencrook:

greencrook:

My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.  

Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up

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edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

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sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

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burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

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nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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